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DARK WAVE NIGHTS T-SHIRTS
TO BE SOLD ONLINE You
will be topless no more...
The second run of Dark Wave Nights T-shirts
will be sold exclusively on this site.
The time is right for you to purchase
the fashion item that has everyone
foaming at the mouth with excitement!
Make a bold statement! Piss-off your
parents! Shock your friends! Alienate
your boss! And support our sad
endeavor by buying our stuff! Our
shirts have been specially designed by
Turkish Monks to enhance your
self-respect, improve your
social-standing and cure rectal
bleeding! You want our shirts. You
want them more than sex, food and
sleep. They will make you a better
person. We will respect you. We will
love you. Unfortunately,
due to astonishingly high sales, the only sizes
still available (for the time being)
are "LARGE" and "X-TRA LARGE"
- or as we say in
the fashion biz - two sizes fit
all!
The DWN T-shirts are 2 sided (front &
back
!) and will cost approximately $20 (All
applicable fascist taxes will be included in the price).
Bad news for the girls though, the very popular DWN Baby-Tee
(front)
is COMPLETELY SOLD OUT at the moment.
We will post an update as soon other T-shirt sizes
or Baby-Tee's are made available
again. They closed down our sweatshops
in Western Quebec. Good labor is hard
to find.
Rectal
bleeding...? yuk.
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