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Mr.
Black's left hand looming over a few unsuspecting DWN dancers.
This was taken minutes before he bit off his own thumb
to frighten away someone requesting Kylie Minogue. |
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I
wanted to get a shot of the person in the lower
left-hand corner while he was still vomiting blood into
a martini glass. I missed it by a fraction, so I settled
for a shot of the shiny disco ball. |
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Another
award-winning shot of happy DWN dancers early on in the
evening. Note the absence of any half-eaten cadavers on
the floor. We like to keep the club clean. |
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Our
beloved DJ, Mr. Black is scanning the vast and bustling
dance floor for someone to grope (or for someone willing
to grope him). |
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A
lovely patron speaking into Mr. Black's elbow. Fun Fact:
Mr. Black is the only person in North America to have
not two, but three elbows! Believe it or not..! |
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This
is a rarity! The secret DWN society greeting captured on
film! Presentation of this greeting at the DJ booth
almost guarantees that your request will be played. |
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Mr. Black was, um ...well ...I have no idea what he was
doing here. He'd been motionless in this pose for 11
minutes without so much as a twitch. We think he got
hypnotized by the strobe light. |
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Mr.
Uriel
and Mrs. Black (you may remember her from such picto-comics
as 'Breakdown')
enjoying some quality time in the DJ booth. Amazing how
many people can fit in there. |
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A
wonderful shot of pure unadulterated black-as-night deep
darkness. The background is pretty dark too. |
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Mr.
Black (and yours truly on the right) in a very candid
shot. He usually
likes to hide his green complexion under heavy make-up. |
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Mr.
Black showing off his favorite finger. I really wish I'd
taken a picture of something more interesting. The
longer you stare at it, the creepier it gets. |
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This
picture is proof that I can't take a descent club
picture to save my life. Fortunately my life wasn't in
any danger when this picture was taken. |
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Yours
truly (on the left - disguised as a blue turtle on steroids) and a pal with rather
insidiously placed beer bottles. This picture is just
plain vulgar. |
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